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Last Post 27-01-2011 06:42 PM by Major Pain. 27 Replies.
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13-08-2010 09:26 PM
    I was at the sex shop doing a mission... and other things. I looted and found the XXXL Buttplug of Doom. Is this game honestly that immature?
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    13-08-2010 09:39 PM
    First off, ITS A SEX SHOP! What do you expect? Second, remember this game is 18+. Normally with the amount of blood and swears featured, I wouldn't put the limit that high (somewhere around 15+ for me) but with the fact that it's online, and a few inappropriate objects, the game is fairly rated. Third, don't forget the Giant Dildo of Death.
    Porn reference goes here.
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    13-08-2010 09:44 PM
    True, but honestly -_-
    We're not allowed to swear, but we have stuff like this?
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    14-08-2010 12:42 AM
    I read this, and I read it again, but all I seem to read from it is "BAAAW NO SENSE OF HUMOR BAAAW."
    Really, it's a joke, even if it's a mediocre weapon, but hey, it's a buttplug. What's it supposed to do?


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    14-08-2010 07:59 AM
    you spelled awesome wrong D:
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    14-08-2010 11:28 AM
    i beat a Zombie Baby to death with the XXXL Buttplug of Doom.
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    14-08-2010 03:48 PM
    It's a joke, don't play if you find it so distasteful.
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    14-08-2010 08:30 PM
    While on the topic of beating babies, I have tried (and succeeded)to kill a baby will a Rubber Chicken in-game, and there is no easter egg.
    Porn reference goes here.
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    18-08-2010 08:22 AM
    Call me immature if you like, but I was routinely using the XXXL and the BDD on the corrupt politicians, TV reporters and other people that I don't really like in real life. I figure all the items in the game should have a special use somewhere, and that strikes me as being as good as anything.
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    18-08-2010 09:15 AM
    It was said in 'Zombieland' "Enjoy the Little things" I have nothing against it as long as it is fun not an obsession. If we are looking like this we have Zombie priest?nun which might be treated as blasphemy ,we have cigs & booze ,which can be deadly & addictive .Does than mean ,that ZP propagates drug abuse or is fundamentalist in any way?? of course NOT.I dont want to start usless spamming but why for instance playing CS is ok when you shoot to each other and the Plug of doom is sooo wrong?
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    18-08-2010 12:51 PM
    we're talking about religious control here, and how the society affects individual minds
    it's alright to kill, but wrong to fuck, why?
    because it's easier to mind control sexually frustrated people, subdue women to patriarchy, and have people denying your control killed
    look at the muslims, the church lost it's teeth thankfully, but they are right behind us in europe
    i bet ya if we had zombie imams here the studio would be targeted

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    18-08-2010 02:47 PM
    I sent Devs a betafeedback saying that the Buttplug of Doom should be an equippable armor for female players. XD
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    18-08-2010 06:36 PM

    Posted By Odigo on 18-08-2010 02:47 PM
    I sent Devs a betafeedback saying that the Buttplug of Doom should be an equippable armor for female players. XD

    Why only female?

    Don't get me wrong, I don't endorse the idea (at all).
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    18-08-2010 06:39 PM
    i remember when i first found that a loong time ago.
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    27-08-2010 01:40 AM

    Posted By Spoofamire on 13-08-2010 09:26 PM
    I was at the sex shop doing a mission... and other things. I looted and found the XXXL Buttplug of Doom. Is this game honestly that immature?

    Yes.
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    28-08-2010 01:44 PM
    I just found both the buttplug and the dildo in 2 cars in the same block. I think they're a great addition to the arsenal. Perhaps a gimp suit may be in order. Dunno the armour values though, I suppose it depends on the materials used.
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    29-08-2010 07:08 PM
    there is also the

    Name: Giant Dildo of Death
    Shop price: $12
    Sell Value: $8
    Weight: 1 lbs.
    Required Level: 1
    Damage: 1- 2
    Range: 0
    Close combat: Can be used in close combat
    Description: Developed by TiA (Take it ALL!) Industries, this can be extremely deadly in the hands of one properly trained in its use.
    Karp, Karp!
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    30-08-2010 04:53 AM
    It took me quite a few days looting the sex shop to get both of those things lol. I have my rubble chicken too
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    02-09-2010 03:03 PM
    To quote Bacon from "lock stock and two smoking barrels"

    "Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe. "

    If its good enough for Hatchet Harry, then its good enough for me
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    02-09-2010 06:23 PM
    it was a funny angle
    he was right behind you, how funny angle is that?
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    08-09-2010 04:56 AM
    hi im new to the game, I've registered but have not been able to access the user not charge me, what do devo?thanks
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    10-09-2010 05:06 PM
    Lame name. Beating certain types of zombies with sextoys actually is quite funny but the name could be more creative.
    They did the MASH! They did the monster mash... The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun!
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    13-09-2010 01:58 AM

    Posted By Tinhead on 10-09-2010 05:06 PM
    Lame name. Beating certain types of zombies with sextoys actually is quite funny but the name could be more creative.

    'The Violator X-3'
    'Super Toyshop Special'
    'The Big Purple One'

    And so on. . .
    In the words of Thomas of Beckett: "Where the f**k are my PANTS?!"
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    18-09-2010 09:22 AM
    Didn't the community want this or something. It was implanted sometime after I joined so I heard.
    Shhh...my common sense is tingling.
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    11-01-2011 09:14 PM
    the buttplug was funny to find but useless to carry
    x Aldo x
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    27-01-2011 03:05 PM
    Lol i got this too, i thought it was an easter egg
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    27-01-2011 03:29 PM
    It is an Easter egg. Time to tell the story again...

    Back when ZP was first released a user named"Princess Tia" was joking around about sex toys being a weapon.
    None of us though the devs would actually put it in game!
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    27-01-2011 06:42 PM
    O.... i remember her.... good ol days!
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