The truth is out, man it would bite to be a zombie =)

http://www.cracked.com/article_1868...ickly.html

Does it mean that I will never have my own M95 irl?

rather that M95 i would be worried for lacking toilet paper, warm water and italian food (in that order)

Lol, it means if its a air born virus, it might work, IF IT TAKES a few years to spread and then take effect, and even THEN, we have a GOOD chance to survive xD

lol whoever wrote this is brilliant!

yea cracked.com is aways smart and funny

i laughed Xp

yea, it would fall on its ass so fast....cmon man, the military and their lovely toys, no effing way the zeds would win,,,,the minigun can fire OVER 65 bullets PER SECOND.....and that is just one weapon, MOABs, WMDs, seriously the zeds would be a passing phase....then extreme weather as the article said...zeds are just too slow and too stupid to compete with humanity....

Now Its time for statistics in favor of zombie apocalypse 5 of the 7 reasons are ineffective due to the fact we have no idea how strong or weak a zombie will be because of biological reasons, 1 other reason is ineffective because in every single one the virus mutated from an airborne virus into a virus that could only then be spread through fluids, Now for the guns only approximately 10% of the world population owns a gun and from that 25% can't aim properly or handle kickback alright let's call the remaining 75% 100% now of that approximately 60% are in armies, and statistics show that only 10% shoot to kill 10 more % actually aim at the enemy and the other 80% just aims high. making approximately 50% more out. Overall number is now 37.5% people who own guns but it doesn't end there. You have to think about people who were mainly infected which would most likely affect 75% of people so The final tally is approximately 10% of the first 10% really would be able to use the weapon.
This Means that the best reason why becomes ineffective as only 1% of the population would be able to do something, and this is the truth. Soz guys (=

Maybe, but this 1% of the mankind have bombers, flametowers, armaments in general, probably inmunity to the virus and ICMBs. So, this 1% still have a chance againts the undead (a great chance actually).

And, in the worst setting, we can go undeground or to any shelder and wait (let's say 2-8 month). For then, the undead will be alredy decomposed or very weak.

Arc The 1% is true however as I said before we actually have no real idea about zombies structure so that means the unerground and shelter doesn't really work also you have to think from the 1% left you need to rebuild humanity making continuation of humans harder

these are just statistics for the regular zeds.
Imagine zeds that have mutated like in L4D or Killing Fields. those would surely have found a way to adapt to their environment and give them an advantage.

That. And because I support a zombie apocalypse if i get to loot my own Cheytac M200.

Yes If they mutate humans as we know it despite this are in danger.

i "lol"ed at this X3

Even if it died down quickly there would still be a bakers arse load of people who would hide there zombie wives and children in their basement creating outbreaks for years.

Also rabies is still around even though that has had a cure for years and that is spread by biting.