As one evening after 4 people came back to the safe house after killing countless zombies and mass-looting, As Coffiee sits on the toilet looking around "Yo where is the toilet paper!" As a zombie pops out of the sink "Here 100% recycled toilet paper made by zombies for zombies and great for..." As coffiee blasts the zombies brains out with a his shotgun and goes on doing his thing.

As 3 of his loyal women Peso Neto the alien woman stuck here on earth doing research on zombie infestation here on earth and Methane Girl that is known to make fuel dirt cheap and mass-qualitys that ran oil companys nearly out of bussness, With Psychic Girl that is to smart for anyone alive or anyone not...

As the three women shower and there gigantic breasts and firm buttocks and ..... Due to the nature of this women are asking to cut out the perverted stuff and get on with the subject. As coffiee done with the women in his bed and due to the nature of natural reproduction I had to cut it short.

As the 4 of them fall into deep sleep unaware and really don't bother with this part as other faction leaders lead there armys into the most violent conflict against the zombie horde like ones before it. As blood spills the streets as fire arms bursting zombie's skulls open like a melon, As the night falls blood and gore fill the streets buildings burn and zombies being murdered all over the city, And as the end of the end coming day brakes out coffiee wakes up and watching 3 of his women puking into the toilets after he gotten done with them, He stumbles onto another group of women belonging to other men also puking into near by toilets.

And has his morning coffee. Watching the guy that made this thread getting his daily killing for being such a (Fill in the blank)...